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I'll tell you whenever I get some and how it goes!

Ah, that's probably true. They might have someone proficient in Japanese on their staff, but can I pretend they try shoving these conversations into Google Translate?

You sure? Like he wouldn't mind that?

I'll go with Kiryu-chan, then.

[ It amuses him and he's being terrible. Meanwhile if Retrospec has sentience, it better be finding amusement in re-directing texts talking about or to SOs to him because while he's trying to be polite with strangers and their misfires...

He's thirteen. ]

My name's Yanagi Taira. No cute nicknames here. Tell Majima-chan I said hi, also please get that ice cream later? You're really nice, you deserve 2 pints.

Definitely keep me posted.

That'd be pretty funny, too. I like the Google Translate idea.

I don't think so. He'd probably think it sounds cute, but I'll ask him if you want me to make sure.

[ He too young... there's no way there's anyone that young on Retrospec, right??? Not someone who texts in full sentences... ]

Is Taira-kun okay? Or would you prefer Yanagi-kun?

I'll be sure to get some ice cream. :-) I'm just being polite, you know.

It would be as comprehensible as their business decisions, apparently.

Go ahead. He seems like a sensible person (I hope he is if he's you're boyfriend). Serious too, but that was probably what he had to talk about that got set my way.

[ Texts are hard to judge character with! Yanagi also types like this because he is seemingly a formal child who values clear communication. His wpm on a phone is also nuts. ]

Yanagi-kun, please. I don't have much pride in my family to go by my surname. Also I'm younger than you, that's a little too much.

The politeness goes a long way. I bet you're popular!

He is. He cares really deeply about people, which usually means he forgets to take care of himself.

[ Which is why he needs a cool, stern boyfriend like Kiryu to take care of him. ]

Ah, OK. It can be hard to tell over text with this stuff.

Thanks. I don't know about being popular, I just try to treat everyone with respect. :-)

[ And he uses dad smileys. lord. ]

That definitely sounds like a good person, and I hope he'll be fine. Adults handle the weird stuff with this city and app well, I'd hope.

[ Boyfriend goals, right there. ]

Of course, then it comes naturally! The popularity I mean. You seem to respect a 13 year old you accidentally asked to fetch ice cream for you, so that earns you Yanagi points.

Earn 10 and I'll deliver a free SOYOKAZE lunch bento for you and Majima-chan.

Yeah, he's dealing with a lot but he's strong. And he has me. We help each other out.

[ They really are #relationshipGoals, Kiryu's such a damn boy scout. ]

Cool, I guess I'll hold on to them so I can save them up! :-)

That's admirable in a place where support means a lot. Otherwise you're probably wallowing in doubt and identity issues. Or just weird misfires.

I think there's almost a running theme with these. I know three couples now... Oh well.

Honestly, I appreciate you talking with a stranger like this when you could stop after realizing I'm not Majima-chan. I've never had this nice of a nice chat with an adult.

LOL Yeah, that's true. We both remembered each other a few months ago, but we'd known each other for a little before that.

I know what you mean, though. My texts for Majima are the ones that seem to get lost. Is Retrospec looking to embarrass us or something...?

Really? I guess age isn't really something I consider much. I just try to give everyone a chance, and I don't mind meeting new people even if it's through weird misfires.

[ He talks like this to everyone... children. Adults. All are deserving of Kiryu's protag heart. ]

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That's really convenient... Remembering someone you happened to meet in a

past life? Is that how to describe it, if you believe in that. I know some who don't and I'm skeptical until I get hit with something honestly.

New theory: the app is sentient and out to mess with retrospec couples for the drama.

Yeah, it's kind of like that. It's a little hard to describe until it happens to you though, so I wouldn't try to rush it.

[ He's got enough bad memories, no thanks... ]

I'd believe that. Or this so-called "glitch" is really someone doing it on purpose. You can't really trust Retrospec to be straightforward.

Majima-chan just told me what you guys do when you're stressed out by these things so, um...

If it's a person, please kick their ass.

Or have Majima-chan do it. He seems sorry about saying that, at least.

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Ah, Majima... He's an honest guy. Once he gets really wrapped up in something, he really doesn't hold back.

[ He loves him... but he isn't the best role model for kids sometimes. ]

But yeah if it was a person I'd be the first person in line to give them a good beating.

He does not. But I don't think that's a bad thing, take it from a kid surrounded by family friends I wouldn't trust with anything important.

Get there fast, I bet that'll be one hell of a line. With people who might protest vengeance, but I'd just sit back and watch.

Team up with Majima! I'd pay to see that.

[ His goals lie elsewhere regarding Retrospec. He gotta fulfill his lost sis's dream of setting the building on fire. ]

Yeah, he's pretty great. I don't mind how open he is, honestly. I think it's endearing.

That would be a really sweet fight. Majima and I fight each other a lot but we don't usually fight things together.

[ A good plan, honestly. ]

Honestly, I feel the same way. Even I can't say "fuck" around him. Or in texts to him, that's probably it.

[ ...He's not sorry for this next part. ]

Please fight things together, not eachother. He mentioned the fighting part! Then the... sex part after the fighting part. They are now associated with eachother.

That's sweet. You're a good kid, Yanagi-kun.

[ Very sweet. Even though you've been scarred for life maybe. ]

Oh. I'm sorry you had to find out about that.
We don't fight each other in like... the disagreement sense.
It's kind of like how we communicate what we can't say in words.

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